May 2012
beyawnce:
how many Gaga stans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
the answer is that it doesn’t matter because they’re all too busy inspecting its serial number for clues
no sex, no drugs, no like, no love when it comes to today
unimpressedviking asked: Shit dude, I wouldn't mind seeing nudes. You're pretty hot, remind me of one of my friends from back home.
I’m not posting any nudes though
Anonymous asked: I'm anon because I don't think you'd like me enough to post nudes.
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GET YOUR HOT RODS READY TO RUMBLE
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
RUMBLE
RUMBLE
RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE
Anonymous asked: You really should post your penis. I know we'd all love it!
my own nudes are sitting in my inbox rn
I’m afraid of horny anons though
um I’m going out now.
Anonymous asked: because you're making me horny
it’s not even 2pm why are you guys so horny
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primeribofamerica replied to your post: the other anon is right! Post a penis pic please
lol i have ur noods
omg what
Anonymous asked: the other anon is right! Post a penis pic please
Anonymous asked: You should totally post a penis pic.
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this night went from really awesome to really shitty so quick.
I need a new fucking job.
I’ll be right here, lying in the hands of god.
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But there are actually people who don’t believe Gaga is leading a cult. She explains it quite clearly.
See: Electric Chapel
I need to follow more people on twitter
antichristsuperstar:
032886 is lady gaga’s birthday isn’t it
“march of 86”
03/28/86
her calendar makes sure you dont forget that shit.
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coreydgaf replied to your post: Raise your hands to all the ones we’ve lost, and…
My eyes are so incredibly brown.
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Raise your hands to all the ones we’ve lost, and all the tears we’ve cried.
Here’s to all our future loves and all their brown, brown eyes.
blaggot:
THE GAGA CODE
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MY THEORY ABOUT THE MEAT DRESS & THIS TWITTER
bornthiswaybitch:
Okay, so that twitlonger said it all. Vanitas is a type of still-life painting technique that is absolutely filled with symbolism. The meat dress was too. The meat dress represented a number of different things to gaga, as we know. She is always perpetually living in the future-she has absolutely everything mapped and planned out to the very detail. The meat dress didn’t...
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY
cosmo tip #249
expertcosmotips:
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
kewbrick:
summer plans:
become beyonce
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
gaga’s fragrance and album are coming out around the same time
lets get a package deal goin.